The pattern might outlast our marriage
Me: Aside from having to cut the pattern out 3 times, this is pretty genius.
Me: This method of preserving a dress pattern: I cut it out, then iron it onto a fusible interface, then cut it out of that, and then I'll have to cut the fabric. But I'll be able to use the pattern for the rest of my life.
Adam: Well, assuming you stay that same size.
Me: ::allow a full 30 seconds of silence pass between us::
Adam: Did I stop you in your tracks?
Me: No, I'm letting you stew in what you just said.
My coworker just got back from McDonald’s, and as soon as I heard his voice in the hallway, I ran out of the break room only to find him empty-handed.
As he saw my excitement dissipate, he buried his head in his hands. “Oh man, I can’t believe I forgot!!!”
For a second, I thought he was playing a prank. But that was not the case.
There will be no apple pies today.