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Meet my Sewing Stunt Double (which is just a badass way of saying “dress form”).

I stopped giving names to inanimate objects somewhere in my mid-20s, but I think this thing warrants a name.

Any suggestions?

Meet my Sewing Stunt Double (which is just a badass way of saying “dress form”).

I stopped giving names to inanimate objects somewhere in my mid-20s, but I think this thing warrants a name.

Any suggestions?

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My coworker just got back from McDonald’s, and as soon as I heard his voice in the hallway, I ran out of the break room only to find him empty-handed.

As he saw my excitement dissipate, he buried his head in his hands. “Oh man, I can’t believe I forgot!!!”

For a second, I thought he was playing a prank. But that was not the case.

There will be no apple pies today.

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Coworker asked if I wanted to go to McDonald’s for lunch.

"I don’t do fast food," I said, holding back a sneer.

I ate my noodle soup in the break room, and then my resolve broke.

It broke hard.

Coworker asked if I wanted to go to McDonald’s for lunch.

"I don’t do fast food," I said, holding back a sneer.

I ate my noodle soup in the break room, and then my resolve broke.

It broke hard.

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The best songs are the ones that tell stories.

Put a lump of coal in my hand
Squeeze just as tight as I can
Hope for a brand new diamond
I know it’s slight, but it’s all I can

(Source: Spotify)