pete3:
the one thing i wish i could give everyone is a ridiculous amount of self-confidence. It’s all you really need in the world to do amazing things.
Pete’s faith in anybody’s ability to do anything could power a large city for 10 years. Trust me, you want him in your corner when you think you’re up against an impossible task.
Seriously, what the fuck is up with people that chew their gum like fucking cows? I have no patience for that shit—especially at 6am in the Spirit Airlines terminal.
This is going to be one of those embarrassing orders when they see I’m one person.
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Me, taking down Adam’s order for Taco Bell drive-thru.
Their Cantina Tacos are so good I’m having them two nights in a row. Fuck your judgment.
Hey, remember that time I accidentally ate lotion? Well I just very nearly grabbed my lotion bottle instead of my water cup. Almost. Even if I had, I would’ve stopped as soon as I felt the pump against my lips. At least I’d like to think so anyway.