April 2008
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“Accidental fecal release at a water park.”
– Came up when discussing possible simulated scenarios for a theme park.
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pete3: i just found a bottle of body wash in my house that expired in 05 Same thing happened to me last night. Except it was a bottle of lime juice (best by Nov 05). Whatevs, my chicken really needed some lime flavor. So I used a little and put it back in the fridge. I promise to get a new bottle when I go to the store.
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ATTMO →
ADAM!!! DO NOT CLICK THIS LINK. You’ve been warned.
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He does have a point...
me: How's Korea?
Adam: Korean.
me: hah
Adam: Full of Koreans.
A Cellphone's Missing Dot Kills Two People, Puts... →
After reading the article, I realized that it’s titled incorrectly. It was actually the presence (not the absence) of the i’s dot that caused the series of bizarre events. Either way, this is fucked six ways from Sunday.
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Fuck Experts Exchange
They’ve crushed my soul. One of the greatest things about the internet - besides 24/7 access to porn - is the way it facilitates an open (and FREE) exchange of information.
If you want to see something really sick, apparently Experts Exchange has an answer for the burning question “What is the meaning of life?”
According to that page, there’s an “Accepted Solution” as well as 2 “Expert...
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“I didn’t come here to play football, did I? No, I came here to cook.”
– Mark, from Top Chef. He’s my favorite kiwi, but Dale’s my favorite chef.
Edited to add: Andrew is my favorite wack-a-doo.
“If some student stumbles upon the site, we don’t want them typing in...”
– conference call. Seriously, thank goodness for teleconferencing; my eyes totally bugged out on that note.
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Heather and Sarah →
I’m obsessed with Jake and Amir. My friend Pete is obsessed with Sarah Lane. This, however, is just too weird for words.
Last Wishes
I’m 25 years old … so I haven’t given much thought towards drawing up a Will. I think one of my stipulations will be that anyone who breaks the news of my passing by starting off with “Oh, by the way-” isn’t getting a single red cent.
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How I know marrying this guy was a good idea
me: I swear I'm not obsessing over tumblr, but how cool (and totally un-gay) would it be if you designed matching templates for the two of us? They wouldn't have to look the same, they could just compliment each other.
Adam: heeheeh
Adam: i was already thinking it
me: heeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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A Clean Install →
This goes right up there with “My cupholder is broken.”
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“Plain is the new fancy.”
– Adam, on why I shouldn’t change my tumblr template
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Jeffy Says →
A few weeks ago, I started chronicling the random crap that comes out of my co-worker’s mouth.
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“So many mustaches. So many mouth breathers.”
– Adam, commenting on the demographics of the Fire Department Instructors Conference
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Marcela channeling Margeeka
Mar·geek·a - [mahr-gēk-ə]
When I was in summer camp, I had a bully named Marla. Her favorite nickname for me was Margeeka. It’s now 15 years later and I’m a gainfully employed geek. If there’s any justice in the world, that bitch is flipping burgers.