May 2008
28 posts
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May 28th
This just in: Sharon Stone is a Dingy Broad →
May 28th
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My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2008-5-25) →
Bloc Party  Anberlin  Arctic Monkeys  The Weepies  MC Frontalot  Imported from Last.fm Tumblr
May 26th
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WatchWatch
pete3: Internet Party 2: An Intervention for MySpace  In case you missed the first one: Internet Party: When Google’s parents leave town …
May 22nd
ListenDan Savage - Not that kind of gay
May 22nd
My Google Reader Love is NO MOAR →
Seriously, what gives, GR? I’m subscribed to at least 3 LJ feeds, but I’m only getting a small percentage of the total posts b/c many of them are password protected.  I thought, perhaps, I’d be able to figure out some workaround but you don’t seem to accept the auth=digest trick suggested on the LJ FAQ. 
May 21st
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May 21st
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ListenDuffy - “Delayed Devotion” If you...
May 20th
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I just can't win
Adam: do you put a comma before the "and" in a list of 3 or more
first, second, and third.
or first, second and third.
Me: both are acceptable
Adam: i know
Adam: i'm asking what you do
Me: oh, I do:
first, second, and third
Adam: really?
Me: yup
Adam: hm.
Me: it's the "propper" way
Me: err proper
Adam: hahaha
May 20th
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IMDB's FAQ reads my mind →
Oddly enough, this was the ONLY question I had when I finished reading Twilight.
May 19th
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Alexandra Patsavas has a pretty impressive resume (Grey’s Anatomy, Mad Men, et al), so I’m really hoping that she doesn’t let us down with whatever rendition of Bella’s lullabye she decides to present us. Jen, I finished Twilight yesterday and am now two chapters in to New Moon.
May 19th
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My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2008-5-18) →
Bloc Party  Anberlin  My Chemical Romance  Beirut  Arctic Monkeys  Imported from Last.fm Tumblr
May 19th
May 16th
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May 16th
I hereby declare today Official Donut Day
I didn’t have time to watch The Office last night, so I woke up an hour early this morning just so I could watch it. I’ll wait here while you go ahead and judge me, you sanctimonious prick. Anyway, since I got a head start on my morning, I was making really good time on the way in to the office; so I decided it would be nice if I made a quick stop at Krispy Kreme and picked up some...
May 16th
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Mr. Andrew Bernard, you are now at the top of my shit list.
May 16th
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I'd like to think he'd starve without me, but...
Me [before leaving for work]: Before you leave the house this morning, set the crock pot to "low" and set the kitchen timer for 10 hours.
Adam: Ok.
Me: I know you'll do it, because if you don't, you won't have any dinner.
Adam: hah, right.
Me [later, on AIM]: hey, I shouldn't even ask, but ... did you remember to set the crockpot/timer?
Adam: OH MY GOD
Me [believing, wholeheartedly that he's messing with me]: haha, no dinner for you.
Adam: hahaha sorry. I'll pick something up. What about you?
Me: ... you're not kidding?
Adam: so not kidding
Me: not effing cool. That food is going to rot sitting on the counter like that all day. Can you go home at lunch time and set it to "High" and the timer for 6 hrs?
Adam: will that work?
Me: yeah, you can cook it on either high or low
Adam: ok i'll do that on lunch
Me: ty
Adam: sorry
Me: s'ok, but this is so going on the tumbler
May 15th
For those times when you can't remember that a... →
Some of these border on ridiculous, so try to take it all with a grain of salt. I mean, a destruction of cats? C’mon! 
May 14th
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He's probably right.
me: my scar is twitching
Adam: ew
me: hehe, I wonder what causes it. It hasn't happened in a while
Adam: sunspots
May 14th
Choose wisely.
Who would you rather have as a boss? ( polls)
May 12th
“that would have been guess number 7,612 - right between being mistaken for the...”
– Salami Tsunami - Self-Righteous Indignation Since 1972 (via pete3)  It’s been a while, but it’s nice to see that Dusty hasn’t gotten rusty.
May 9th
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WTF, Lost; WTF?!?!
The TWoP forums are down.  I need to know that I wasn’t the only one yelling at my TV last night when Lost faded to black.
May 9th
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Proof...
… that Andrew draws some unhealthy correlations between food and sex: “I have a culinary boner right now.” “I’m literally buried in spinach. I’m like Popeye’s wet fucking dream right now, dude” 
May 8th
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ListenJoe Purdy - “Ode to Sad Clown” This...
May 8th
Magic Trick Costs Teacher Job →
”[…] it wasn’t just the wizardry […] Picular had other performance issues, including ‘not following lesson plans’ and allowing students to play on unapproved computers.” In other words, this guy got fired for being the coolest substitute teacher ever. 
May 6th
Google doesn't care about Mexicans
At least, that’s what I gather from the blatant lack of a sombrero on their homepage today.  Happy Cinco de Mayo!
May 5th
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May 5th
“I remember, as a kid, thinking mtv was risque.. with the Real World and...”
– Jennifer Sawyer nee Baldwin, recalling the good old days
May 1st