September 2008
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Wondering what Say Anything’s music would sound like if the word ‘woah’ were removed from the lead singer’s vocabulary.
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“I cant help but like the look. But I love how Merlin trashes it.”
– Adam, trying to resolve his love for Steampunk and Merlin’s hatred for it
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Play Last.fm Radio Streams in your Music Player →
Tumbling this so I have a bookmark of it.
I did this a few months ago and the stream URL was good up until a few days ago when it just stopped working (kept saying [Error syncing to stream]). All I had to do was recreate the session and it’s working again.
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Beck - “Earthquake Weather”
If you...
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My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2008-9-28) →
Peasant
Ani DiFranco
Wired All Wrong
Panic! At the Disco
Anberlin
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
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"So?"
And the award for “Best Catchphrase-uttering Guest Star on a Medical Drama” goes to ….
Kevin McKidd for his portrayal of hot-as-fuck field surgeon Dr. Owen Hunt on Grey’s Anatomy. Fans of McKidd will be happy to know that he is also up for the “Hottest Kiss with Sandra Oh” award.
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“I once went 28 years without having sex. And then again for seven years.”
– Michael Scott on willpower.
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Survival of the Crappiest
Every week, our office manager fills up the candy jar in the kitchen with an assortment of Hershey’s miniatures. My preference, in order of greatest to least, is as follows: Hershey’s Special Dark, Hershey’s Milk, Mr. Goodbar, Hershey’s Krackle.
It’s now Friday and all that’s left in the jar is 10 pieces of Krackle. I guess I’m not the only one in the...
Watch“I found my son’s skates this morning. How hard can it be to find Bin Laden?” - Ice President AKA Head of Skate
rickyv:
After hearing Matt Damon’s brilliant comparison of a Sarah Palin presidency to a bad Disney movie, I called up Sam and said “Let’s make a trailer for what that movie would look like.” Within hours, Dan and Amir were writing it, Ben and the CHTV crew were...
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Digg - One Man AC/DC Cover Band →
Reading the comments on this thread breaks my heart. How can this many people be clueless of sELF/Matt Mahaffey’s genius?
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Harsh? Maybe. 30 Minutes late to work? Yes.
If you’re going to do something moronic like get into a fender bender on the freeway during morning rush hour, can you at least have the decency to do it on a stretch of road that has a shoulder you can pull off on?
“[the] truth of the world is that any really amazing girl will get snagged by...”
– Pete gives the best idealistic advice, bar none. I think I could fill an entire Tumblr with Peteisms and they would all make you feel shitty about yourself for not grabbing life by the horns … or boobs, for that matter.
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YouTube: Wario Land →
Saw this on the Tumblr Radar. Very happy I clicked.
ckck:
Probably the coolest thing I’ve ever seen on YouTube.
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In June, I posted an old diary entry and followed it up a few days later by asking if anyone would be interested in a public Tumblr group for that kind of thing. Nobody really showed any interest, so I’m posting this here. I found it tucked into the pages of an old diary; it’s a poem that a guy I dated briefly in college wrote for/about me:
“Marcela”
A flock of sparrows...
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My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2008-9-21) →
Bloc Party
Ani DiFranco
The Weepies
Fiona Apple
Wired All Wrong
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
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I swear I used to be a feminist.
I’d like to take some time to thank my boobs and vag as they are the obvious reason I’ve been excluded from the arduous task of helping my co-worker switch offices.
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Stolen Donut? →
Click through and make sure you read the comments.
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Poehler Leaves Saturday Night Live →
I’ve got mixed feelings about this. I’ve loved Amy Poehler since the first episode of UCB aired on Comedy Central and I only want good things for her. Even though SNL has been floundering for the past decade, it’s a staple. It’s solid and it’s not going anywhere (I’m almost banking on these words coming back to bite me). If this spin-off of The Office doesn’t take off, she might just end up fading...
“Olivia Wilde is so sexy she makes me want to strangle a mountain ox with my bare...”
– Fox Dated Female Stripper
“It’s just that there are so many absurdities in this world of ours. And I don’t...”
– Ramble on Rose on David Foster Wallace
Such a great quote.
I haven’t read any of his stuff. I plan on someday reading Infinite Jest. When my friend Ryan recommended it, I balked at the thought of reading 1,079 pages. I told him “it’s such a huge commitment.” But then I...
Wedding - a set on Flickr →
February 18th is our 2-year anniversary.
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My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2008-9-14) →
Peasant
The Weepies
Ani DiFranco
Self
Wired All Wrong
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
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The Kooks (covering MGMT) - “Kids”
I...
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How to Blog →
I am kicking myself so hard right now for having no clue that Merlin was in town this weekend giving the keynote speech at IZEAFest. My anger is compounded by the fact that I did absolutely nothing of worth today (unless you count trying the new Volcano Taco from Taco Bell).
merlin:
Here’s some totally choppy video of a dude named “Marilyn,” talking about _How to Blog_. **Hint**: Van Hœt cameo...
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“Naomi looks like she is about to set a bitch’s weave on fire.”
– 90210 TV Show - 90210 Recaps, 90210 Reviews & 90210 Episodes | TWoP
Have I mentioned how much I flat-out love TWoP?
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Straight down to the hot place.
To: Despicable Cunt Subject: The pube and urine you left on the toilet seat Because of you, I’m considering becoming a Christian. Not so that I can forgive you, but so that I can believe that there actually is a Hell and that people like you will go there when you die. May you be struck down by His Holiness. -m
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Again, I feel no shame.
I just finished eating my lunch of Roast Chicken Cup Noodle and found a piece of noodle inside my sweater’s left sleeve. I eat with my right hand.
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Not the least bit ashamed.
I went to the kitchen area to grab a roll of paper towels so I could clean out our popcorn machine and make a fresh batch. When I got there, I saw a container of chocolate chip cookies and abandoned my mission.
Judge all you want; that cookie was fucking delicious.
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“Plus, a new study, conducted this past weekend on Dan and Marlene’s new...”
– McSweeney’s Internet Tendency: An Anti-Environmentalist Drafts His Next Newspaper Column While Eating Takeout and Driving His Hummer.
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“My favorite part of the books so far are the lack of skin-sparkles and...”
– True Blood TV Show - True Blood Recaps, True Blood Reviews & True Blood Episodes | TWoP
Whatevs, he’s just pissed because his name is Jacob and Bella ends up with Edward.
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This post was sent from my (non i)phone. The 21st century rocks my socks.
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This post serves to formally announce my singing career. All recordings and concerts will be held in the shower stall of my hotel room.
I don’t believe in fate, kismet, or destiny. Nor do I believe in that ridiculous phrase “everything happens for a reason.” I do, however, believe in ridiculously bizarre coincidences. Here’s a great example: Our trip to Las Vegas began the day before we left Orlando with a visit to Target to pick up some last-minute necessities. I am quite the procrastinator and well...