October 2009
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Thanks, but no thanks
To the cigar-smoking gentleman who opened the door for me.
I would have preferred to have opened my own door if it meant not having to walk through your noxious cigar smoke.
Still gagging, -m
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Yes, 2 distinct screams came from our house when the latest Castle began with @NathanFillion dressing up as a “Space Cowboy” for Halloween.
I’ve been severely sleep- and TV-deprived all week. Last night, I was working at the dining room table (my new office as of late), and through my headphones, I heard a yelpy-scream. I turned to Adam who was sitting on the couch and he...
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Amazing: http://www.inbflat.net/
There is so much abuse of the internet and Web 2.0, that when something like this comes along, it gets me a little choked up and hopeful for the future. I guess it’s the collaboration on such a wide scale that does it for me.
Hulu to Charge Users by 2010 →
aka “some bullshit”
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-10-25) →
Jamie T (28)
Bombay Bicycle Club (21)
The Cribs (20)
Florence + The Machine (18)
Larrikin Love (17)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
Road Trip with Jake & Amir →
I will cut the bitch that tries to get in the way of me finding Jake & Amir and having dinner with them.
Granted, the chance that they’ll come anywhere near Orlando is slim.
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“What I need to know about the universe is that I’m at the center of it.”
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Coffee Talk
infinitejoust:
Dear Downtown Orlando,
I need to talk to you about coffee. I’m just coming off a rough relationship with Starbucks. I’m not proud of it. Hell, I don’t even know how it started, but for a while it was the easiest place to get a cup of coffee. It wasn’t ever really that good, but it must have been laced with crack, because I kept drinking that shit for weeks, months. I’m in a...
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You can take the girl out of coding...
But you can’t take the coding out of the girl.
Dusting off my tech writing skills to write up a readme document for my latest project. I keep wanting to end my sentences with semicolons.
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Space cleared at Casa de Daniela, plane tickets...
It’s official: we’re doing New Year’s Eve in New York.
Chelsea, when are we going boot shopping?
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My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-10-18) →
The Wombats (48)
The Subways (31)
The Cribs (30)
The Enemy (28)
The Kooks (28)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
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I feel like poopy shit.
(via avocadosalad)
At first I was sad for you, but now I’m just sad for myself because I really miss The L Word.
i just went into my office and closed the door to...
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and my boss literally started throwing himself against the door and CLAWING AT IT. when i finally opened it he was just like “hey, what’s going on in there, your door is closed, it’s weirding me out. oh by the way can you come help me with this thing on my computer?”
i can’t even be mad, it’s so ridiculous. i officially 100% work for michael scott.
so i guess it’s the first and...
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Bombay Bicycle Club - “Always Like This”
This bass line will be sticking with me for the rest of the day.
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-10-11) →
The Wombats (88)
The Kooks (52)
The Holloways (49)
Razorlight (48)
Air Traffic (47)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
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Adam and I have been saying “You muh be crazy” all weekend.
Target is selling Halloween pinatas. Way to bastardize the culture. Is this better or worse than Taco Bell?
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[Megan] Fox's Dog Has Pneumonia →
I guess I’m not allowed to yell “IS THIS SERIOUSLY CONSIDERED NEWS? FUUUUUUUCCCCKK!!!” and throw my laptop across the room because it’s basically my own fault that IMDB is the only news feed I consume.
Also, I found out about Obama winning the Nobel Prize in the same way I found out that my friends play way too much “Mafia Wars”: via Facebook.
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Edward: Let me tell you something about Jacob. We...
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supermars:
littlemisslucky:
I HAD TO DO IT
omg. WIN.
does it bother you that they still use your original choreography?
Twilight/Mean Girls mashups are my favorite kinds of memes.
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dangurewitch:
Kristen Stewart Bites Her Lower Lip A Lot. You know, some people would just notice this and let it go. Instead of doing that, I asked our eternally patient interns and editors to assemble a montage of Kristen Stewart biting her lip. Enjoy.
If you’re taking requests, I wouldn’t mind seeing a compilation of her other nervous tick: touching her hair.
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Open Letter to the IMDB news feed
Would it be too much to ask for you to include the first name of a celebrity in your headlines?
It’s not a big deal for celebs with unique last names. Obviously, I know what I’m getting into when I see names like Swank or Duritz. But when I click on a headline that says “Stewart Tangled In Discrimination Suit” and find out it’s about Martha Stewart, not Kristen it...
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