March 2009
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I feel like I’ve given the wrong idea about the ladies’ room in my office building. It’s true, sometimes I feel like I’ve walked into a murder scene, or worse, a hippie commune.
But sometimes, my trip to the bathroom serves as a nice respite from work. Take this morning, for example: after using the facilities, I approached the sink to wash my hands and just sitting there - right next to the...
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Watchpatrickcassels:
For more Ben Rodgers, check out the hilarious “Snapple Cap Facts.”
dangurewitch:
Deleted “Twilight” Sex Scene. An exploration of the pleasures of the flesh, vampire-style. Written by me & Patrick, directed by Josh, and featuring two of my favorite UCB-ers, Ben Rodgers & Pat Baer. Digg it if you’re feeling spooky.
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Omegle
Stranger: Hold my cock sweetheart
Stranger: ready?
You: I'm a dude
Stranger: then what the fuck are you doing here faggot?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Theodore Shapiro and Craig Wedren - “Higher...
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My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-3-29) →
Bloc Party (22)
Ani DiFranco (20)
Panic at the Disco (17)
My Chemical Romance (15)
Stars (14)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
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Adobe Fail
Here’s a fun experiment:
Open Adobe Flash CS3
Create a new document
Add some ActionScript
Run the debugger
Check out the first line it traces to the output: ”Attemping to launch and connect to Player using URL…”
Adobe, you dropped your t.
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"Where the Wild Things Are" Trailer →
onemoretimewithfeeling:
The trailer premiered exclusively on Ellen today. I looked for an embeddable video, but couldn’t find one. Click through to watch. The movie looks awesome, I can’t wait to see it!!
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Voxtrot - “Raised by Wolves”
I try to...
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Impotent Vegetarian Vampires vs. Church...
atomatic:
Her: Chris Weitz, the director of The Golden Compass is the guy that’s directing the 2nd Twilight movie! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Me: Great, no Golden Compass 2, but friggin Twilight 2? Fuck America. Her: LOL
Ok… but he’s definitely NOT impotent.
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Gypped
Hey Twihards! Remember this? We were told, straight from the hippie’s mouth, that there would be a clip shot from Edward’s perspective on the Twilight DVD. Well, I got my copy on Blu-Ray this weekend and as Adam can attest, I almost flew into a blind rage when I realized that said scene was nowhere to be found.
Catherine Hardwicke, you just made my shit list. Chris Weitz, I hope you learn from...
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AWAAS, the ActiveWinAmpAudioScrobbler →
Since Last.FM changed their protocol, I’ve been trying to find a work-around so I can listen to my Last.FM stream in WinAmp.
Biggest downside of AWAAS: you can’t pause the stream the way I was able to do before with the old way.
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My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-3-22) →
Bloc Party (63)
Stars (58)
Arctic Monkeys (40)
Mates of State (25)
Architecture in Helsinki (16)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
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Guy in back of us at Target checkout: 4 sticks deoderant, Twilight DVD.
March 19th, 2009
After much nagging from friends, Bob has finally started posting to his tumblr again. He has changed the name to “Bob’s History” because from now on it’s basically a redux of his browser history for the day.
He looks at some pretty random stuff throughout the day and I highly suggest you follow him for stuff you would normally miss.
bobshistory:
Glenjamn: YOU’RE...
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Bulletproof JavaScript Detection - The Daily WTF →
function javascriptEnabled(){ return true; } I outright refuse to believe this actually exists. Nobody can be that stupid. Moreover, nobody can be that stupid AND get hired by a “major financial services” company.
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“You are going to have to give that kid some bangs…”
– Mom, upon seeing the picture of my future baby.
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Boys Like Girls - “Let Go” (originally...
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mom: Your dad's going to his first chamber of commerce meeting today.
me: wow, so he's on that AND that small business advisory board? So I guess you're the new Jackie O.
mom: no, I'm his Michelle Obama
“I got [Animal Crossing] for wii and quickly wore it out, once you miss a few...”
– Bob with the best White Wine ever.
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I just changed my GoogleTalk status to a Dashboard Confessional lyric. Surely, this is a new low for me; still, I feel no shame.
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moorewr:
tristanjay7:
danhacker:
[ 8-bit Hip...
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Can we all agree on this?
Listening to R. Kelly’s Ignition (Remix) on any day other than a Friday - especially Monday - is weird and wrong. I just got totally pumped up for nothing, thanks a lot Mr. Kelly.
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My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-3-15) →
Bloc Party (31)
Mates of State (16)
Metric (15)
Ani DiFranco (15)
Say Anything (14)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
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pete3:
dreams answered
copycats:
L’Hotel de...
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“This is breaking my robot brain.”
– Me, on the phone with my project manager who is asking me to code something completely illogical. Does not compute.
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My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-3-8) →
Tegan and Sara (21)
Ani DiFranco (13)
Self (11)
Bloc Party (11)
The Dresden Dolls (11)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
Watchpatrickcassels:
Have you ever wondered why Terminators are always sent through time without clothes? Didn’t think so. Well, enjoy this video anyway.
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WatchI joined Bo Burnham’s street team.
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Watchstreeter:
Horray!
I know I was looking forward to this… but now I just feel sad for Amir.
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When I'm Dreaming
dearoldlove:
It’s 1,787 miles from my door to yours. I’d walk them heel to toe if I thought it would make things work.
Sometimes the posts on Dear Old Love make me giggle; others rip my heart out of my chest.
Watch“I was really into a lot of the harder stuff at the time- Better Than Ezra”
streeter:
Remember when I did this? Well, if you want to see why I was dressed up like that you should watch The CollegeHumor Show tonight at 9:30 on MTV. Also on tonight’s show: Josh Ruben being hysterical, Sarah looking fine and Jake and Amir being Jake and Amir.
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“Pero no le digas nada a nadie! Keep it on the low side.”
– My mom telling me a Spanglish secret
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My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-3-1) →
Ani DiFranco (9)
Bloc Party (7)
Say Anything (7)
Coheed and Cambria (7)
Joanna Newsom (6)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz