May 2009
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Overheard in movie theater restroom: “Daddy, I’mma jump in the toilet!” “Kyle, stand over there.” “Daddy, I see your weiner!” “C’mon Kyle.”
When he came out of the bathroom and told me the story, I thought I was going to piss myself. From yesterday until today, I think I’ve said “Daddy, I can see your weiner” about 37 times. Just now, as I typed out the phrase, I...
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Hot Tub Time Machine (2010) →
This sounds absolutely ridiculous, but Lizzy Caplan is in it, so I’ll probably be there on opening night.
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Watchjakeandamir:
Email
Favorite in a while.
“You do a lot of stuff your vocabulary is incapable of describing, but that doesn’t mean it’s not happening.”
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Good thing I got a job offer today. Just caught myself reading the Animaniacs entry on Wikipedia..
Yayyyyyyyyyyyyy
I guess this means no more back-alley beejes to make the mortgage payment. I keed, some extra money on the side never hurt anyone.
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Katherine Moennig's new series "Three Rivers" gets... →
Click through if you want to see the worst picture of Katherine Moennig AfterEllen could find. Seriously, there are way better pictures of her out there.
Trash day - always an adventure
me: hey, I didn't want to get dirty, so I didn't drag the bags to the curb (only the can). Also, they left a note on our trash pile.... something about it being over the weight limit. Also... I can't remember if I put on deodorant today. I will keep you updated.
Adam: fuck
me: I know, I'm sad about the deodorant, too
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Just in time, too
I was browsing a web page that listed decades from the ’20s to the ’00s and I surprised myself when I read ’00s as “oughts.” It’s bizarre for something that felt so strange and unwieldy just nine years ago to finally become a natural part of my vocabulary.
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FOX, if you insist on keeping Mary Murphy on the judges panel for So You Think You Can Dance, can you at least do me the favor of turning her mic off during the initial auditions? Some of the dancing is bad enough without her cackling layered over it. kthx.
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WatchBlack Kids - “I’m Not Gonna Teach Your Boyfriend How To Dance With You”
NB: Going on listen #5 of this song; not tired yet.
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The Cliks - “Cry Me A River”
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Well, there goes my Tumblarity...
Tuesday after a long weekend, two deadlines on Friday. Today is a no-Tumblr day. Catch y’all on the flip-side.
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My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-5-24) →
Stars (12)
Arctic Monkeys (12)
Klaxons (12)
Emily Haines & the Soft Skeleton (12)
Amy Millan (11)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
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“Few things motivate me more than a JavaScript that thinks it can keep me from...”
– Twitter / hotdogsladies
Watchwhythefuckdoyouhaveakid:
becuz u r the worst
submitted by Kaitlin and Oliver
When I woke up this morning, I had no idea that I would hear the words “The infant will be tested for cocaine” spoken so matter-of-factly. Once again, thank you internets for another wacky day.
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WatchEisley - “Trolley Wood”
I’m kind of obsessed with this song right now. I’m also fascinated with the composition of the group: 4 siblings + 1 cousin.
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JAMIE FOXX WANTS TO PLAY FRANK SINATRA ..
lalaaaa:
somebody please tell this man he’s black. & he needs to sit his little ass down.
I SWEAR. since obama been president niggas up in here thinkin we can do every damn thing.
I was wondering if it made me a racist to think that it’s ridiculous that he’s even being considered for the role. Guess not.
Can you even imagine the uproar if his role in Ray had been given to...
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PC Pro: News: Mozilla preparing to scrap tabbed... →
pete3:
I’m quite happy they are having this competition. They are right about how the brower is quickly becoming it’s own OS and that after 7-8 tabs, they are basically useless. It should be interesting to see where the web goes if mozilla adapts something completely new.
I will give up my tabs when you pry them from my cold, dead hands.
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If you have a friend or relative to whom you supply IT support, you really should be using LogMeIn. Adam has been using it with his mother for a while and I got a chance to use it with my dad last night. I walked him through the process of importing photos from his camera into Picasa and uploading a Web Album.
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My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-5-17) →
Allison Weiss (14)
We Are Scientists (7)
Rilo Kiley (7)
Kings of Leon (6)
Tegan and Sara (6)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
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Even after all my bitching about Tumblarity, I felt compelled to tag my Tumblr for appropriate placement in the Directory.
I’m working on a pretty hard-core project at work, but I gotta be honest: describing my Tumblr—and let’s be honest, myself—using only two words from a limited list was the most difficult thing I’ve had to do today.
After a bit of back and forth,...
nedhepburn:
topherchris:
david:
There are a few special directories. Don’t tell anyone.
Ahem. How should I word this… Oh, I got it. I’m glad at least one employee is actually using Tumblr.
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THERES A SPECIAL DIRECTORY FOR FUCK YEAHS?
oh. my. god.
I had a feeling “fuckyeah” would become its own directory category once the Directory feature came out of beta and people...
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No lie, I’m about to lose my shit. The DVR didn’t record LOST.
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Just to say it again
heyjk:
Apostrophes are never used to pluralize something. Not numbers, not acronyms, not abbreviations.
So all those billboards saying “homes from the low 150’s” are WRONG. (Should be 150s.)
Last night during the Magic game, where the on-screen graphics identified “time outs left” as “TO’S” — was WRONG. (Should be TOs.)
Our own beacon of journalistic integrity in Orlando, News Channel 13, has...
I’m getting a little sick of these gimmick Tumblrs that reel me in and get me hooked and everything’s great for a few weeks (or even a few months) and then boom, they just drop off the face of my dashboard. I’m looking at you, slickyparty and pre-durst.
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“Rather than leak the film’s plot to fans of the Twilight series, Ray has...”
– New Moon Script Found In The Trash
Ridiculous. If you’re a fan of the Twilight series, then you’ve read the books and you already know what the film’s plot is.
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“Some users might worry about these rankings turning what is supposed to be a...”
– Gawker - ‘Tumblarity’ A Metric to Measure Lameness on Tumblr - tumblr
And now I’ll shut up about Tumblarity, because Gawker has said it all.
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WatchParty Down is my new favorite cringe-comedy.
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Tuned Last.FM to the Doobie Brothers station—as a goof. Joke’s on me: turns out I actually like yacht rock.
Watchstreeter:
Don’t Stop Your Screaming
Another week, another song! I dig this one a lot, not only for the music (which came out so close to the original) but also for the video, which was truly inspired. Sam and Vinny did a mean, mean job here. Jon and Lindsay are also great. My sister, Heidi, gave me a line in the song, too. So thank you, Heidi, for “Some will sing, some will booze.”
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As I was leaving the office on Friday, my boss called out to me and told me that “someone from Burn Notice” would be coming in on Monday to do some ADR in our audio suite. I pressed for more details but all he said was “I have no idea who it will be, but I can tell you I’m bringing my copy of Bruce Campbell’s autobiography just in case.”
I was dialing Adam...
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My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-5-10) →
Stars (36)
Metric (23)
Mates of State (17)
Rilo Kiley (13)
Ra Ra Riot (12)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz