August 2009
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My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-8-30) →
Hard-Fi (28)
Razorlight (23)
The Zutons (20)
Arctic Monkeys (20)
Kaiser Chiefs (20)
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@AdamMac:
@Drisgill:
@AdamMac:
Wife is an unswitcher. Went from old Mac to new PC and is getting constant bluescreens in Vista. All I can do pity her.. and laugh a little.
two words: “$500 laptop”. two more words that may help your wife: “windows 7”
It remains to be seen if the cheapness is “worth” it.. I’m really trying not to be a mactard bigot, but this crap makes it hard.
You can both suck...
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To the “lady” that left a poop splatter on the front inner-rim of the toilet. I’m not even mad; I’m impressed.
But seriously, the reverse cowgirl position should be reserved for the bedroom.
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Adam & Randy: They make me laugh, so I guess I'll...
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Neck tattoos: Once a sign you’ve given up on your future; now, a requirement to be on Top Chef.
also, chicks that look like dudes are a big deal
Also, also, having a huge ridiculous chip on your shoulder is in this season.
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conundrum!
smartblonde:
last night at the grocery, i couldn’t resist the huge bushels of peaches. they looked so pretty and smelled so good, and there was even a big display of white peaches (extra sweet!). so i picked up a few and threw one in my bag this morning to eat for breakfast at work.
the thing is though…i keep lifting it up and smelling it (mmmm) but i can’t bring myself to bite into it. IT’S...
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Redbox To Implement “Quickreturn” Feature →
All well and good, but when will they start dispensing Blu-ray?
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Fall Preview 2009: Watch, DVR or Skip →
TWoP breaks it down.
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Uhh, I think I can hold it.
As I approached the door to the ladies’ room, I could hear someone inside grabbing way more paper towels than what is needed to dry one’s hands. When I got to the doorway, I looked down to see a spill—coffee, if I’m not mistaken—seeping underneath the door and make it’s way onto the hallway’s carpet, following suit: the aforementioned paper towels.
A friendlier person would’ve opened the door and...
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-8-23) →
Metric (34)
Franz Ferdinand (20)
The Fratellis (19)
Eisley (17)
Kaiser Chiefs (14)
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Pick of the Litter
digitalpendigitalpaper:
Upon entering the room containing the litter of similar looking black fuzzy things, he’s the one that distinguished himself by excitedly jumping sideways into a wall and falling on his back. I pointed, and said something like, “Give me the flailing retard.”
-atomatic
That’s my Squee!
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Just called the number of my favorite pizza place and got the message that the number has been temporarily disconnected. Went to their site and saw that the location I was trying to reach is no longer listed. Decided to order Chinese instead. MLIA.
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ZOMG BACK 2 SKOOL!!! LULZZZZ LET'S GO TO TAR-JEY!
Being out of town for the past two weekends means catching up on a bunch of not-so-fun stuff. Back in July, we had a plumbing issue and we’re now in the process of shopping for new flooring. So that involved a trip to Lowes where Adam & I argued over flooring colors. Not the color we should get, mind you, just the actual color of certain samples. He swore up and down that a brown one I...
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Whoopsie daisy
I left my Last.FM player on all night long.
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People who live in geek houses shouldn’t throw stones, but if you’ve ever pronounced it lawl-cat, you’re dead to me.
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copycats:
17 by The Proclaimers originally by...
Jury Duty rant pt. 3
I’m hungry, but my granola bar is just way too loud to be eaten in public. I tried to eat a small piece, but it sounds like I’m munching on something I bought at Ace Hardware.
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Jury Duty rant pt. 2
On the way to my parking space in the garage, I passed no less than a dozen “No back-in parking” signs.
Still, during juror orientation, when they announced that if you backed-in you will receive a $45 fine, at least two troglodytes raised their hands because they now had to re-park their cars.
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Jury Duty rant pt. 1
Some fucker is typing up a god damned novel on their iPhone and they don’t have the common decency to put it on silent.
Click click click click… click… click click… ::sound of claw hammer going through a skull::
Good thing my friend is a public defender.
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“She’s taken to your tools like a little lesbian.”
– Betty Draper (Mad Men) (via avocadosalad)
I was wondering how long it would take before someone tumbl’d that.
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You can just smear some Grey Poupon on my...
Never do I feel more pretentious and disgusted with myself than when I describe music as “accessible.”
Still, I catch myself doing it all too often.
“Why do cats like to bite the edges of plastic bags… If we a have a Gap bag...”
– Drisgill
Squee does the same thing!!!
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-8-16) →
Mystery Jets (10)
The Maccabees (9)
The Rakes (9)
The Holloways (9)
The Cribs (8)
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Why hast thou betrayed me?
Been listening to a lot of Brit Pop/Rock on Last.FM lately. Today, I decided to change it up a bit and checked out the 30 Seconds to Mars station. It was all going fine until Nickelback came on.
The speed and severity with which I clicked the “ban” button may have broken my mouse for good.
Never again, Last.FM; never again.
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The Longest Yard and a Half - The Daily WTF →
You guys… I think Franz Kafka is alive and sending in submissions to The Daily WTF.
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Valentine's Day (2010) →
They should consider retitling this movie “Slicky Party Blockbuster”
Look at the cast: Taylor Lautner Bradley Cooper Ashton Kutcher Anne Hathaway Jessica Biel Jessica Alba Julia Roberts Jennifer Garner Topher Grace Eric Dane
“So the question is, “In your training and experience, have you learned whether...”
– Judge B, ruling on an objection to a question asked of a police officer. (via overheardincourt)
Chelsea’s new blog “Judge Said” is off to a rolling start.
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avocadosalad:
Empty in Between- Tegan & Sara
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Watchatomatic:
Much <3 for Señor Coconut and this great cover.
If the next season of SYTYCD doesn’t include a Samba choreographed to this song, I will be very disappointed.
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My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-8-9) →
The Holloways (32)
Larrikin Love (20)
The Cribs (19)
The Young Knives (17)
The Wombats (16)
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