September 2011
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What the FUCK is Sting doing on my Pandora playlist?!
– Office QOTD
To be fair, he was listening to a Power Metal station; the outrage was somewhat warranted.
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You know what… I forgot I have a 5-pound gummy bear in my desk.
– Office QOTD
Cherry flavored, if you’re curious.
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Does anyone have a band-aid? Marcela, you have a purse.
– Office QOTD They never miss a chance to remind me that I’m a chick.
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There’s a time when you can share and you hold hands and be on the same...
– Gerhardt (Character) - Quotes
If you haven’t seen Alan Tudyk play a gay European drug-and-sex-addict in 28 Days, I have no idea what you’re doing with your life.
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Ok, when I find an eyelash, I like to make a wish. But a pube on the toilet seat...
– Office QOTD meets The Bathroom at Work
This is some sort of singularity.
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Me: Are you seriously wearing sunglasses right now?
Co-worker: Can you tell the sun to, like, get out of my fucking face?
Me: Touché
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Apples and oranges: just cause you get one doesn’t mean you stop eating...
– Office QOTD
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Yahoo! Movies: The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn -... →
I’ve been trying (off-and-on) for the past hour and a half to watch this fucking trailer. I don’t know if I have a shitty connection, or if millions of screaming teenagers are trying to watch it at the same time. You bitches should be in bed. You have school tomorrow. GO THE FUCK TO SLEEP.
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My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-9-11) →
Land of Talk (13)
Pony Up (13)
Memphis (12)
Forget Cassettes (12)
The Coast (11)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
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God, we’re smart.
– Office QOTD The most dangerous trait as a developer is cockiness. This comment is going to come back and bite us on the ass; I’m sure of it.
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Me: Wait, you don't know who Quincy Jones is? (pulls up picture)
Co-worker: Is that the dad from Sister Sister?
Me: wow...
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Why would I ever bait anyone to sing Papa Roach?
– Office QOTD You be the judge: He said “This is our last resort.” How was I not supposed to counter with “Suffocation, no breathing.”
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Why, when one is given creative freedom, they draw penii?
– Office QOTD or Question for the ages
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Alright, no more AIDS songs.
– Office QOTD
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