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whythefuckdoyouhaveakid:

becuz u r the worst

submitted by Kaitlin and Oliver

When I woke up this morning, I had no idea that I would hear the words “The infant will be tested for cocaine” spoken so matter-of-factly. Once again, thank you internets for another wacky day.

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  1. fatsy reblogged this from savagemike
  2. whyinthehell reblogged this from savagemike and added:
    Note the original poster, whythefuckdoyouhaveakid. Some are humorous, while some…make you wanna hit the parent with a...
  3. savagemike reblogged this from whyinthehell and added:
    WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?!??!! This woman needs to be beat with a fucking baseball bat, no lie. If there’s one thing I...
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