I suppose it’s fitting that this is the toilet in the guest bathroom.
Some questions you may have:
Did you ever, in a million years, think you would lift the lid and see a frog sitting there?
Absolutely not.
Did you freak out when you saw this?
Only a little; and only because it was 6:15 AM.
Did you promptly get a cup, scoop it out, and gently put it in the grass outside?
No. I promptly put the lid back down, walked back to the master bedroom, gently woke Adam and said “There’s a frog in my toilet.” He said “What do you want me to do about it?” and fell back asleep. I then used the toilet in the master bathroom.
Ok… after all that, did you get a cup and scoop it out?
No. I grabbed my camera, cautiously lifted the lid and took a few pictures.
So the frog’s still in there, huh?
Yep. Ok, that’s all the time I have for questions.
