I’m going to a Halloween party tonight. I’ve had a hellish week and had absolutely no time for my two favorite things: TV and sleep. So, no, I didn’t have a chance to pick up or construct a costume.
I will be wearing this shirt. Depending on my mood when asked the question, my response to “What are you supposed to be?” will be one of the following:
- “Lazy Pirate”
- “Eff off, I’ve had what amounts to an 80-hour work week”
- “Fuck you, I’m a Pirate”
