I have found existing holidays to be insufficient. Please create a new one. Thank you.

I tried to implement a weekly holiday a few months ago. It was called “Time Machine Tuesday” and it never caught on in a big way. I only had one other celebrant (thanks Ryan), so after a month, I let it die quietly.

If I had to invent a new holiday—and I’m a bit wary of doing so; once bitten, twice shy and all that—I would declare every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday to be “STFU About What Day It Is” day.

A solemn holiday where the only rule of observance is that you not mention the day’s name either in conversation or in social media channels.

As it was written, so it shall be done.

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