GUYS. I JUST GOT SO NERVOUS.
Last night I dreamed that Sarah Palin rocked the shit out of the debate. Like, RUINED it. What if these last few weeks of being retarded in interviews is just a way to lower our expectations so severely that tonight she’s going to be this well-spoken, informed participant who makes Joe Biden look like he’s been sitting on the couch eating cookies for the past week instead of preparing for the debate?
OK, as soon as I actually wrote that I realized I’m being an idiot. Game on.