Jerry: So I didn’t like the crest all that much., but the guy spent fifteen minutes with me so to get out of the store I told I wanted to see what someone else thought….And then he makes a face like he doesn’t believe me.
Elaine: Ah! So he knew that you were making it up.!
Jerry: Yeah….. He caught me. So here’s what I want you to do. Come back with me to the store and we’ll pretend to look at the coat.
Elaine: That’s ridiculous. Why do do you want to go back there if you don’t want the coat?
Jerry: Because he thinks I was lying and I want to show him I wasn’t.
Elaine: But you were!!
Jerry: But if you go back with me , then I’m not.(via The Wig Master)
Bulletproof logic.
What ever happened to Clearly Canadian sparkling fruit-flavored water? Peach was my favorite.
I guess they’re still around, but their bottles don’t look as cool as they did in the ’90s:
