“I think I might take a long walk. Then watch Forrest Gump on TV. I haven’t seen that since I was about ten. Didn’t like it back then, because I don’t think I understood it. Have to give it another chance.”

“I am really glad that they are splitting the Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows film into two parts because I would cry so hard if the only thing I had to look forward to now was one movie.”

“my background is black. everything is black and white and grey.
now, i’m a firstborn, girl of familiarity and routine. i hate surprises.
to say that this upsets me is an understatement.
WHERE IS THE BLUE, GODDAMMIT?
i wonder if this is happening to anyone else..”

“SERIOUSLY PEOPLE, IFRAMES ARE LIKE 2000 AND LATE. FUUU, IT’S NOT PRETTY, THEY’RE NOT PRETTY, NOT EVEN COOL.”

While I do agree with that last one, I don’t think I would ever quote Fergie or invoke the caps lock key to make the point.