I guarantee you this is the most awkward photo I have ever taken.
So we flew up to NYC with a couple of friends on Friday so that we could eat at amazing restaurants and I could go to the IAMDONALD show on Saturday.
The show was incredible; easily the best show of my life. About 10 minutes after we got there, I ran into Dan Eckman and told him that I loved Derrick Comedy and I was hoping to get a pic with Donald Glover in the “b-boy stance.”
“Oh, he’s a cool guy,” he assured me, “he’ll definitely get that. He’ll quote anything for you, too.”
We found a great spot super close to the stage and just off to the side. I was actually standing right behind the guy shooting the video of the performance. The comedy portion seemed to go by quickly, but it was a quality set. The music part was uh-maze-ing. The live band was bursting with energy—they had to be just to keep up with Gambino. A little bit into the set, Joel McHale showed up and was standing right behind us. Surreal.
After the show, Adam waited patiently with me so that I could meet Donald and maybe get my pic taken with him. While we were waiting, we saw Alison Brie and Kevin Corrigan duck into an elevator together. Finally, Donald came through with Alison and he made a bee-line to some guy at the bar. While the two of them spoke, Alison did her best to keep the groupies entertained. She complimented a few girls on their outfits and took a picture with one of them.
After a bit, Donald turned around and started talking to the people that had lined up around him. I asked him for a picture and he said “Sure,” but his body-language was cagey and I could tell he just wanted to get out of there and hang out with friends. The first shot was blurry, so I had to ask him to pose for a second one. I felt like such an asshole forcing him to stay someplace he didn’t want to be, but for fuck’s sake I flew up from Florida just to see him perform. I overheard him tell the next person that asked him for a photo that it would be the last one for the night.
I don’t really know what I was expecting. It’s not like I thought we were going to become best friends or anything, but shit, I definitely didn’t expect him to be so guarded. Granted, according to the picture, it looks like I had a vicious case of the crazy eyes going on.
Looking at this pic three days later, I get a twinge of sadness. It was supposed to capture a happy moment in my life—getting to meet one of the people I most admire—but all I see is one of my idols totally skeeved out to be standing next to me.