How fucked up is this commercial?
I’ve only ever seen it when I watch ABC Family shows on HULU (HUGE, Pretty Little Liars, and Greek… guilty pleasures abound).
Every time it comes on, I’m yelling at the dancing turkeys to get away from the cat that so obviously wants to maul and eat them. Why are those fish serenading their natural predator? And then there are the roosters, hens, and all of their egg (?!) and chickadee progeny rolling out a red carpet and greeting their would-be executioner with what appears to be a joyous fanfare.
What is wrong with you animals? Don’t you see how he goes to town on that can of Friskies? FRISKIES IS ANMIALS! FRISKIES IS ANIMAAAAAAAAALS!!!
Tina Fey in a Mutual Savings Bank commercial from 1995. Aw. But look at yous now girl… look at yous now.
Oh my god. This is real, isn’t it? A wardrobe person could never fake that 90s outfit. And the herr.
I’d like to think this somehow informed the 1-900-OK-FACE commercial on 30 Rock.
This is the counselor in Huge who seems to have that infuriating crush on one of the girls there. Wikipedia says “he may or may not return Amber’s feelings. Although he does show signs of jealousy when Trent shows interest in Amber.”
Oh come ON. Why even get jealous? You really think one of the other campers at this fat camp is gonna be a lot of competition for you? SMH SMH SMH SMH
I don’t know which was the best part about that last episode: this guy awkwardly giving Amber the second-hand forget-me-not, or Poppy coming out as asexual.
Weeds I Potleaf Andy Women’s T-shirt - Green
Lookit, I’m well past the age where it’s considered appropriate to own or wear anything emblazoned with a pot leaf.
But if I were younger, this shirt would already be on its way to me.
Hey Cappie, I would never choose Evan over you.
I’m just sayin’, is all.
True Blood 3x05: Lafayette & Jesus
Lafayette deserves a hot Latino in his life.
Almost as much as Tara deserves a cray-cray, obsessed, insecure vampire.
oh, lee pace. your witty one liners and beautiful soul piercing eyes. oh, lee pace. you (ned) are such a romantic and i am a smitten kitten. meow.
Mr. Pace, I’m still waiting for my saran-wrapped kiss.
Also, it would be nice if ABC took its head out of its ass and rebooted Pushing Daisies.
Hey Mr. Fitz, I’m totes more age-appropriate for you than Aria.
I’m just sayin’, is all.
