Because procrastination is a way of life

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We leave for North Carolina (with a pit stop in Georgia) tomorrow morning. A smart person would’ve started packing last night. We are not those people.

Instead, I got Adam all caught up on White Collar.

My favorite quote of the night:

He is impossibly good looking.

- Adam, on Matthew Bomer

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Super Mario Bros. Wii should come with a list of divorce lawyers in your area.
True story: I once threw Adam into a spiked rod and he threatened divorce. OK, by “divorce” I mean “never to play with me again.”

Super Mario Bros. Wii should come with a list of divorce lawyers in your area.

True story: I once threw Adam into a spiked rod and he threatened divorce. OK, by “divorce” I mean “never to play with me again.”

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this is so beautifully done

it’s logical, elegant, and when you explain it to me, I can work with it

— 

Adam, giving feedback on the project I did for him.

We were both wary of working together on this project. And actually, I’d turned it down, but he couldn’t find anyone else to do it so the guilt kicked in and here we are.

This makes everything—the fights, the late nights, the stress—completely worth it. It reminds me that while I sometimes dream of leaving this field and becoming a teacher, I’m right where I’m supposed to be.

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My estomago just made a noise tantamount to an old woman whining “OoooOOoooh?” Yes with a question on the end.

— The love of my life

Whatever works

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automated system: I'm sorry, I didn't quite get that. Could you repeat your selection?
Adam [on the phone with our cable company's customer service]: ::short-but-loud, blood curdling scream followed by my cackle laugh::
automated system: You wanted to speak with a customer service representative, right?
Adam: Right.
automated system: Ok, I'll connect you shortly.

Adam & Randy: They make me laugh, so I guess I’ll keep them around.

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@AdamMac:

@Drisgill:

@AdamMac:

Neck tattoos: Once a sign you’ve given up on your future; now, a requirement to be on Top Chef.
also, chicks that look like dudes are a big deal
Also, also, having a huge ridiculous chip on your shoulder is in this season.