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Thank you to driftingsatellite for the nice note! You’ve inspired me to re-post your favorite cartoon!
Among the countless reasons why I love Adam, his ability to do a spot-on impression of a peacock is very high on the list.
Priorities, I has them.
(Source: danmeth.com)
instead of putting dildos and abortion kits, put milk and cereal
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Something that should go without saying
Trying to train Adam to use the shopping list app properly has proven to be a bit tricky.
July 19, 2010 - Pic Pick: Photo with Caption
I made this for Adam when we first started dating about 8 years ago; back when I had a flair for the melodramatic and an obsession with Sarah McLachlan.
Miss that haircut, but not those glasses.
Elaborate Wedding Proposal - CollegeHumor video
Aww man, all I got was a ring box filled with Cheerios.
When Adam and I first started dating, he didn’t want me using his real name/picture on my blog—this was pre-Tumblr, btw. To accommodate his wishes, I would refer to him as Neutron (Adam→Atom→Neutron), and I represented him with a picture of Jiminy Cricket. The image wasn’t a random throwaway; he made me want to be a better person and I considered him to be my conscience.
Well, last night I was watching Horton Hears a Who and one of the characters mentioned something about cookies. That’s when I remembered that I had about a 1/2 cup of Ghirardelli semi-sweet chocolate chips in the pantry. I dashed to the kitchen, scaled the recipe down to use what I had left of the chips (do you know how difficult it is to do math when you’ve got cookies on the brain, or for that matter measure out 1/2 an egg?) and baked the cookies at 9:30 on a Sunday night.
Here’s the thing: I don’t even like chocolate chip cookies. What I do like is eating enough cookie dough that contracting salmonella becomes a distinct possibility. As I sat on the couch, using my silicone spatula to scrape the dough from the mixing bowl into my gaping maw, I thought to myself “Who’s going to drive me to the hospital if I get violently ill?” and then I thought “Adam would if he were here, but I probably wouldn’t be doing this if he were.”
That, my friends, is what you would call a paradox.
Why do you roll your toast up… like a child eating pizza… at a roller skating rink.
— Adam, watching me eat breakfast. Not sure why he’s questioning it as I live most of my life like a child at a roller skating rink.
Three years ago today, the state recognized my union with my favorite person in the world. And there was cake involved.
My love for you is grand and I would still pick you over breakfast cereal.
Um. Marcela. No.
But maybe this one!
Yeah, I think that one may be perfect.
Side note: I’m assuming these were supposed to be just random couples/pairings/families, but I recognized at least one actress: Daniela Sea (she was the right side of the lesbian couple around the 0:42 mark and again at 2:28).
I would love to do a full recap of yesterday, but I really need to find a coffee shop that’s open on New Year’s day.
I will say this: huge congrats to Ryan & Chelsea. Let 2010 be a good year for married life. Love you both so much!!!
