{Notes}
Fuck fitness.
Besides, I’m pretty sure that watching six hours of RPatzz is equivalent to at least one hour of cardio.

Fuck fitness.

Besides, I’m pretty sure that watching six hours of RPatzz is equivalent to at least one hour of cardio.

{Notes}

Time passes. Even when it seems impossible. Even when each tick of the second hand aches like the pulse of blood behind a bruise. It passes unevenly, in strange lurches and dragging lulls, but pass it does.

— 

New Moon, Chapter 4 “Waking Up”

Got my ticket for Friday. Time isn’t passing fast enough.

{Notes}

Time passes. Even when it seems impossible. Even when each tick of the second hand aches like the pulse of blood behind a bruise. It passes unevenly, in strange lurches and dragging lulls, but pass it does.

— 

New Moon, Chapter 4 “Waking Up”

Got my ticket for Friday. Time isn’t passing fast enough.

Edward: Let me tell you something about Jacob. We were best friends in middle school. I know, right? It’s so embarrassing. I don’t even… Whatever. So then in eighth grade, I started going out with my first girlfriend Tanya who was totally gorgeous but then she moved to Indiana, and Jacob was like, weirdly jealous of her. Like, if I would blow him off to hang out with Tanya, he’d be like, “Why didn’t you call me back?” And I’d be like, “Why are you so obsessed with me?” So then, for my birthday party, which was an all-boys pool party, I was like, “Jacob, I can’t invite you, because I think you’re a homo.” I mean I couldn’t have a homo at my party. There were gonna be boys there in their *bathing suits*. I mean, right? He was a HOMO. So then his mom called my mom and started yelling at her, it was so retarded. And then he dropped out of school because no one would talk to him, and he came back in the fall for high school, all of his hair was cut off and he was totally weird, and now I guess he’s on crack.

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fuckyeahtwilight:

yerawizardharry:

supermars:

littlemisslucky:

I HAD TO DO IT

omg. WIN.

does it bother you that they still use your original choreography?

Twilight/Mean Girls mashups are my favorite kinds of memes.