Missing a TV show = increased productivity
Got home late last night, didn’t get to watch the True Blood finale, so now I have to stay off of Facebook for the rest of the day, lest I be spoiled.
My reunion goal: forgive and forget
The members of my high school graduating class are using Facebook to plan our 10-year class reunion.
I just saw one of my middle school bullies (oh, there were just so many) post “This should be fun!!!” and I’m trying so hard to not reply with “Yeah, kinda like that time you yanked my ponytail so hard you almost broke my neck. Woooooooo C/O 2000!!!!”
Everyone always says they want to lose some weight before their reunion; I just want to lose some of this baggage.
Words you need to stop misspelling, by The Oatmeal.
I wish there was a way to force people to read this entire lesson before being allowed to post Facebook status update.
Unfortunately I found my own Lamebook. This type of shit depresses me.
That is an automatic unfriend in my book. What the fuck is American about Christmas? It’s a Christian holiday. I had no idea you associated with ignorant assholes. Don’t worry, I still love you.
(via chelsealeigh)
Busted and mistrusted. Lamebook is my new fave site.
Fat, married, baby, BORING
The boy I obsessed about in high school just posted a link on Facebook about the dangers of getting fingers caught in some stupid fucking stroller.
Seriously? Get the fuck out.
I have way too many stories that are similar to this. Exhibit A.
I guess I’m not allowed to yell “IS THIS SERIOUSLY CONSIDERED NEWS? FUUUUUUUCCCCKK!!!” and throw my laptop across the room because it’s basically my own fault that IMDB is the only news feed I consume.
Also, I found out about Obama winning the Nobel Prize in the same way I found out that my friends play way too much “Mafia Wars”: via Facebook.
the scarlet status update
via passiveaggressivenotes.com
today’s facebook friday submission comes from an anonymous onlooker in college, park maryland. (read from the bottom up.)
I think what I love most about this is that it looks like Nick change his status to “in a relationship” just so he could change it back to “single.”
Well, it’s either that or the horrendous spelling/grammar in the first post that’s only partially fixed in the second post.
In any case, that’ll show that cheating whore Amanda!
Is anyone going to be heartbroken if I just click that tempting “ignore all” link?
“The Breakup”
AKA “This is how I find out?!”
